Post Rapture Pet Salvation Site still accepting new contracts

LzzrdBoy

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For those of you unaware...

If you're one of the lucky ones who will be leaving us this Friday evening you may want to consider post rapture arrangements for your reptiles. The fee for this service is $135 for the first pet and $20 for each additional pet. Given the circumstances, I think these rates are very reasonable. Although they're not yet accepting reptiles, I'm working on it with them and intend to be a representative (care-giver) for the Greater Columbia, SC area. Once the details have been worked out I'll have them add reptiles as an acceptable animal and update their web site.

Linky to Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, USA

If you've yet to make plans for your pets and you plan on "moving on" I recommend you check these guys out.

Wouldn't the afterlife be more enjoyable and peaceful if you could experience it with the knowledge that your pets are well cared for... at least until October?

You're welcome!
 
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M&S-328

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....is this a joke? lol?
Like honestly Im really confused. I went to the link..but Ya, idk what this is all about.

I understand the rapture, so I dont need that explained..

I guess Ill look a little foolish for asking, but really im curious as to why you posted this
 
LzzrdBoy

LzzrdBoy

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M&S-328 said:
....is this a joke? lol?
Like honestly Im really confused. I went to the link..but Ya, idk what this is all about.

I understand the rapture, so I dont need that explained..

I guess Ill look a little foolish for asking, but really im curious as to why you posted this
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No joke my friend. This Friday evening, according to many, will begin the Rapture. This Web Site, and the owners behind it, are providing a service to those who will be departing. The price is quite reasonable and to date, hundreds have taken advantage. I was simply posting it as it is reptile-related and would be of seriously great interest to many I am sure.
 
LzzrdBoy

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I did some checking on the net not long after the threat of The Rapture had passed and found that more than 400 people were suing the owner of the Site for fraud. I find it hilarious that these people believed the whole hoax from the beginning, paid their $ to have their pets cared for, and then when it all came to pass, got pissed and asked for their money back. The terms of the agreement between the Owner and those who became clients clearly stated there would be NO refund of any monies if The Rapture failed to take place.

Some people are just plain stupid!
 
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Debbie7054

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Yes it makes you wonder how they manage to get out of bed in the morning without help. They must all have handles on the side of their heads because they're definately mugs :coverlaugh:
 
LzzrdBoy

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panthergecko said:
lol too bad for them
what about the pets
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That's a great question Panther. However, the Site founders were very smart. Their agreement states that they pick up the pets within 24 hours of The Rapture taking place. Therefore, no one had to give up their pets prior the non-event. So wish I had thought of this first. :crackup:
 
panthergecko

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LzzrdBoy said:
That's a great question Panther. However, the Site founders were very smart. Their agreement states that they pick up the pets within 24 hours of The Rapture taking place. Therefore, no one had to give up their pets prior the non-event. So wish I had thought of this first. :crackup:
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haa good for them
btw when will ur webcam be back up^?
 
LzzrdBoy

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panthergecko said:
haa good for them
btw when will ur webcam be back up^?
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Not quite sure. I lost my HDD on Sunday while UStreaming a private concert in my backyard. Been trying to get the drive back up since then and have been unable to do so. May end up rigging it up to the server in the game room if it's gonna' be a while before I can get the primary system fixed up.
 
panthergecko

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LzzrdBoy said:
Not quite sure. I lost my HDD on Sunday while UStreaming a private concert in my backyard. Been trying to get the drive back up since then and have been unable to do so. May end up rigging it up to the server in the game room if it's gonna' be a while before I can get the primary system fixed up.
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ps3?
 
LzzrdBoy

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panthergecko said:
>;/
xbox
ehhh
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Sorry Panther. I tried the whole PS network out for nearly a year and had nothing but constant issues. Even after purchasing the brands of hardware they recommended (router/cables/etc) I continued to have connection and party issues. I've always had a LIVE account and oddly, have experienced very few issues with it. I can only assume that the fact PS Network is free is its downfall in my particular case. Building and maintaining an infrastructure hardy enough to handle 7+ million online gamers takes bux and giving it away for free will certainly not generate those bux. PS Network may have improved since then but nowadays I have a hard time even using the PS3 controller. It's like my fingers simply can't find their way around the thing.

I'm now a XBL gamer for life. Besides, my Son's MLG team competes on the 360 so I gotta' show my love there. Sponsors are looking at him now so there's no room for Sony stuff in my house. Know what I mean...LOL!

If you ever "upgrade" to a 360 let me know. LOL! We'll do some fraggin' foe shizzy!

Oh...and HAPPY BUNGIE DAY (LAST EVER)!
 
panthergecko

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Oh...and HAPPY BUNGIE DAY (LAST EVER)!?

oh congrats 4 ur son
lol its hard 4 me to use xbox controller
eh not really free
im a psn+ subscriber for around 6+ months
might "upgrade"

if u getta ps3 im edwin150
:crackup:
 
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