lifeshighways
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Once upon a time, there was a Male High Yellow Lavender Phase Leopard Gecko (probably a Mack) He was born in November of 2007. His name is Baby Mac.....
He met a wonderful human named "lifeshighways" who just loved him to death, she took him to her home and built him a FABULOUS castle.. she put in sand and a play area with all kinds of climby things, she put in a dining room with tile floor and a mealie dish and a nice secluted little pottie with green trees to provide him with privacy... then she built him these three exceptional lil hidaway spots for sleeping, shedd'n and "gett'n it on"...
well after 5 months she brought him in SIX (6) new cage mates ..aka girlies....(btw, his castle is 75 gallons and long) she put in a few more nice lil houses so the girlies would have some "private places" too... after several months of playing together Baby Mac's lil eyes fell upon the sweetest young Loki... she was born in January and she's a Hypo (3 dots) Tangerine, Carrot Tail. She gets her name because she is w/out a doubt MISCHEIVIOUS....(and naughty) She prances around in front of Mac with her tail up high and wiggling it til he just cant stand it anymore... he snuggles up with her nipping on her neck all romantic like and well... "if the hide is a rock'n dont come a knock'n" is all I will say.... Loki was only 8 mths old she was barely 42 grams and the human didnt think that she and Mac would even try to "do the deed" until after they were both "of age" but like most curious young teens they snuck behind the human's back and well... if you're a parent to a teenager - You know what happened.. Ms Loki looks up at her human, baby mac too... they admit they've made a wee mistake and let their hormones overtake them... Ms Loki has a very thick white tummy.. she's moving slower and her lil eyes are squinting as if she's uncomfy... August 31st rolls around and the human comes in to find Ms Loki and her Baby Mac laying on top of their first two lil eggs... since the human was not expecting the "love match" to happen so early she had not even purchased a "hospital plan" (aka incubator) she had no insurance and couldnt afford to just run out and pick one up either... so the first two eggs did not make it... *la sad*... the human stopped in to check on her love birds one night and caught them RIGHT IN THE ACT.. tsk tsk tsk she said... pointing her fingers at the baby girl and speaking sternly to her naughty teenage Boy .. "Mac, you know she's too young, stop that business", the human says. Low and behold September 23rd rolls around and Ms Loki has the fat belly, she's shed 4 days prior and she's doing the "lay on the warm rock" thing again... the human watches very closely, by this time the insurance plan is in full bloom and prepared.... at precisely 6:32 pm the little white egg "PLOP" slips from between her tiny lil legs and she looks up at her human who is making strange sounds that sound something like "hee heee whooo hee heee whooo" and she's saying "good girl Loki" which blows Ms Loki's mind since she has no clue what the hell her human is babbling about, all she knows is her whoo ha hurts like hell and she really never wants this to happen again... the human takes the egg and Loki looks around for it for days.. sort of depressed... but the butter worms sure made Loki perk up... then the mealies... then the crickets... Loki was back to herself in 4 days.. tail already thick again... and what does the human find when she comes in to say goodnight... Loki's tail in the air again.. Mac following her around with his lil tail flitting about and he looks as if he's about to take lift off with a nip and a pounce the human witness the whole act... she's wondering just how many times this wee one will go back for the same stuff *LOL* - REMEMBER THERE ARE 5 OTHER VERY ABLE FEMALES in here - but Mac sees none of them.. he is in love with His Loki girl.... so the human finds ms Loki has shed... she's doing the flat tummy on the floor of the cage thing.. she's pounded down all the mealies and what happens first thing this morning... the human finds two more eggs in the hide with Baby Mac and Loki... He must have held her hand while she laid them in the night... what a supportive, good boy he is... The human has since removed Ms Loki AND the eggs... now 3 eggs warm in the "hospital" Loki has a small condo to herself so she can rest until Spring... and Baby Mac paces back and forth looking for his sweetheart, not paying the other 5 hotties any attention at all.... ......to be continued....
He met a wonderful human named "lifeshighways" who just loved him to death, she took him to her home and built him a FABULOUS castle.. she put in sand and a play area with all kinds of climby things, she put in a dining room with tile floor and a mealie dish and a nice secluted little pottie with green trees to provide him with privacy... then she built him these three exceptional lil hidaway spots for sleeping, shedd'n and "gett'n it on"...
well after 5 months she brought him in SIX (6) new cage mates ..aka girlies....(btw, his castle is 75 gallons and long) she put in a few more nice lil houses so the girlies would have some "private places" too... after several months of playing together Baby Mac's lil eyes fell upon the sweetest young Loki... she was born in January and she's a Hypo (3 dots) Tangerine, Carrot Tail. She gets her name because she is w/out a doubt MISCHEIVIOUS....(and naughty) She prances around in front of Mac with her tail up high and wiggling it til he just cant stand it anymore... he snuggles up with her nipping on her neck all romantic like and well... "if the hide is a rock'n dont come a knock'n" is all I will say.... Loki was only 8 mths old she was barely 42 grams and the human didnt think that she and Mac would even try to "do the deed" until after they were both "of age" but like most curious young teens they snuck behind the human's back and well... if you're a parent to a teenager - You know what happened.. Ms Loki looks up at her human, baby mac too... they admit they've made a wee mistake and let their hormones overtake them... Ms Loki has a very thick white tummy.. she's moving slower and her lil eyes are squinting as if she's uncomfy... August 31st rolls around and the human comes in to find Ms Loki and her Baby Mac laying on top of their first two lil eggs... since the human was not expecting the "love match" to happen so early she had not even purchased a "hospital plan" (aka incubator) she had no insurance and couldnt afford to just run out and pick one up either... so the first two eggs did not make it... *la sad*... the human stopped in to check on her love birds one night and caught them RIGHT IN THE ACT.. tsk tsk tsk she said... pointing her fingers at the baby girl and speaking sternly to her naughty teenage Boy .. "Mac, you know she's too young, stop that business", the human says. Low and behold September 23rd rolls around and Ms Loki has the fat belly, she's shed 4 days prior and she's doing the "lay on the warm rock" thing again... the human watches very closely, by this time the insurance plan is in full bloom and prepared.... at precisely 6:32 pm the little white egg "PLOP" slips from between her tiny lil legs and she looks up at her human who is making strange sounds that sound something like "hee heee whooo hee heee whooo" and she's saying "good girl Loki" which blows Ms Loki's mind since she has no clue what the hell her human is babbling about, all she knows is her whoo ha hurts like hell and she really never wants this to happen again... the human takes the egg and Loki looks around for it for days.. sort of depressed... but the butter worms sure made Loki perk up... then the mealies... then the crickets... Loki was back to herself in 4 days.. tail already thick again... and what does the human find when she comes in to say goodnight... Loki's tail in the air again.. Mac following her around with his lil tail flitting about and he looks as if he's about to take lift off with a nip and a pounce the human witness the whole act... she's wondering just how many times this wee one will go back for the same stuff *LOL* - REMEMBER THERE ARE 5 OTHER VERY ABLE FEMALES in here - but Mac sees none of them.. he is in love with His Loki girl.... so the human finds ms Loki has shed... she's doing the flat tummy on the floor of the cage thing.. she's pounded down all the mealies and what happens first thing this morning... the human finds two more eggs in the hide with Baby Mac and Loki... He must have held her hand while she laid them in the night... what a supportive, good boy he is... The human has since removed Ms Loki AND the eggs... now 3 eggs warm in the "hospital" Loki has a small condo to herself so she can rest until Spring... and Baby Mac paces back and forth looking for his sweetheart, not paying the other 5 hotties any attention at all.... ......to be continued....
really brightened my day up at work!