Well, since the three of us ventured into the "What next" discussion, I went by Petco today and couldn't resist stopping in to see the animals. Just so happens they had a Rose Hair for free adoption. This store is one of very few that accept animals from people that have no where else to take them.
Alas, fear of all arachnids was too strong and my wife adamantly refused to let me help the poor guy

Also, I got to check out a fairly large Crested male. He fired up so beautifully that I wish he'd remained still so I could have taken a photo. He was another one you would have liked Jess, little frog butt guy lol
Todd, I have wanted an Asian Forest scorpion for some time now. Scorpions in general are probably my favorite exoskeletal animal

I hope you are able to get yours sooner than I will be allowed to. Still no luck on getting to OSJL though, been a hectic day really.